all skin colors are not equally gifted when it comes to
cutting the rug (“I think we came outta our mommas already dancin’ around”), but all equally enjoy attempting
boys are the most interesting topic of discussion, ever
candy alone can sustain you for at least five days
drawing on people while they sleep is terribly
entertaining (who am I kidding... I already knew this one)
every moment is an opportunity to whisper and/or giggle
FLAME and Lecrae are cool no matter which side of the
train tracks you grew up on
green-eyed monster is on the prowl… particularly when we’re
talking about—you guessed it—boys
having a boyfriend is a sign of social status
inviting a boy over is tantamount to confessing undying
affection
justin bieber is not that cool anymore
k means “I’m not listening”
lighting up my world like nobody else is what you do,
baby
money is primarily useful for buying shoes and candy
nineteen-year-olds are not real adults
one direction. let me repeat: ONE DIRECTION
pencils and shoulder pads... enough said
quiet is not familiar territory
robot dancing is generally acceptable when the catdaddy, dougie,
wu-tang, and wobble are beyond one’s skill level
stuffed animals are still really, really cool
trips to the bathroom should NOT be made alone (well, I
guess this is all females)
under the pretty face is a girl working out her identity
very few moments are inappropriate times to start belting
1D lyrics
wedding planning—no matter how real the wedding—is exciting…
and serious business
x factor is more commonly known as “that one thing”… and
you’ve got that one thing
you don't know you're beautiful, and that's what makes
you beautiful
zipping one's mouth is no easy feat
(Find the number of 1D references and add the average number of times middle school girls say "like" per day to find the chances out of 10 that I would spend another 400 hours with my sweet girls. Starting just as soon as I get back from my therapist. :) )
